February 2012
blainiacs:
you know why blaine looked like that when they were sitting on the floor in that circle? kurt topped the night before and he got really fucking rough and blaine had been having a hard time sitting and he was trying to not show the pain okay there the truth is out
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no but if darren and taylor dated it would produce really cute songs okay
Watchtheofficeopenings:
S5 E13 - Stress Relief
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
okay i might have some issues with taylor swift sometimes but damn if long live doesn’t make me cry every time i hear it
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mothafickle:
never forget
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artie as a dad-
artiefuckingabrams:
chewbacca junior
if i catch you without your swag on one more time…
it won’t be pretty
ya hear me
how many times do i has to tell you that the abrams always have their swag on
all
ways
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desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
I had to share this one before I go...
Mr. Smith: So how did you start out?
Darren: Well, let's see. It all began when I left my mother's womb. Yes. I appeared from behind the curtains and...I'm talking about vaginas.
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literatigeek asked: Just putting this in an ask box because I saw people on your question saying other wise. I watch the oscars every year and I watch the preshow on E! every year. If you have the E! channel they start the preshow at 1:30 ET, the livestream starts at 5:30 ET online. I don't know when Darren's performance will be airing but you can watch it on T.V. if you have the E! channel.
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wait is the oscar pre-show televised?
sleepinnude:
“darren we want you to perform a duet at the oscars”
WHAT! THAT’S SO RAD! OH MAN. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
“well, hang on. we want you to sing rainbow connection—”
I LOVE THAT SONG. AWESOME. THIS IS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS INSANE.
“hold on. we want you to sing it with kermit the frog.”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OH MY GOD. THAT’S ONE MORE THING I CAN CHECK OFF THE BUCKET LIST....